before you decide to make your fictional world’s primary religion monotheistic, patriarchal and heteronormative have you perhaps considered

  • literally anything else

lul my fictional world is currently lacking any organised religion 

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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them


Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

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do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

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What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

Omg this is perfect

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I drink only water and fruit that has fallen from the tree. I shit only rainbows. I am a magical unicorn and I shall spear you with my horn for I may do whatever I wish.

I’m hyped up today. I think somebody spiked me.
*random superhero stance*

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